The minibus had some cool features like doors that didn't open and inside lights that didn't work and was driven by a very nice lady who wasn't wearing a crash helmet but maybe should have 'cos she was a bit loony when she drove us to the town.
On the way we picked up New Boss Hairy Faced Simon and then we all went to the town and a big shiny restaurant called Youmethai. Waiting outside was New Boss Elvie the Fish and we all said hello and went inside.
We had a very nice table which was round like King Arthur's and there were balloons and glittery bits and cards and presents and it was very very exciting. Uncle Boss Chris who is a VERY VERY NICE MAN, had even organised something called CHAMPAGNE which we all drank. And then we drank some more champagne and then we also drank some wine and some gin and some Bacardi and some more wine and some more gin and some more Bacardi and some more wine and some more gin and some more Bacardi and some more wine. And then some more wine. And some wine.
We also had lots and lots of very yummy food. Some of this food wasn't quite fully dead 'cos it managed to jump off my fork and onto my shirt. This all took a LONG TIME 'cos all of a sudden we were the only people left in the restaurant except the VERY NICE PEOPLE who worked there - and some of them had gone home. The others hadn't 'cos they were having a nice time looking at their watches. Anyway, Uncle Boss Chris gave them some money and New Boss Elvie the Fish had to go home because she had to go to work the next day and she was much more sensible than the rest of us anyway.
We then had a good idea and decided to do SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT which was to go and have a drink. So we walked around the corner to a bar called the Owl and the Pussycat. I thought we wouldn't get in as there was a big bouncer on the door and we were a bit wobbly (except Auntie Boss Sarah, who never gets wobbly at all). But it didn't matter 'cos New Boss Hairy Faced Simon knew him. Actually New Boss Hairy Faced Simon knows everybody from the days when he was young and used to be allowed out sometimes.
Anyway, we all sat around a table and some VERY NICE PEOPLE brought us some drinks. We drank some wine and some Bacardi and some more wine and some more Bacardi and some more wine and some more Bacardi and some more wine. But we didn't drink any gin 'cos New Boss Elvie the Fish wasn't there. And I drank some cider 'cos I was getting a bit wobbly on all the wine and was also a bit thirsty after all the yummy food.
Quite a lot of the wine was drunk by Uncle Boss Chris who was also a bit wobbly and his eyes and face had gone a bit funny. Uncle Boss Chris also had a problem 'cos his wallet and shoes had fallen off as well.
Anyway after a VERY LONG TIME and when New Boss Hairy Faced Simon's wallet was empty, we went to get taxis home.
Some of us walked in a sort of straight line to the taxis and some of us went by a more wobbly, sightseeing route. And then we got into taxis but I can't remember how many or who got into which 'cos someone was making Hastings wobble quite badly.
And then I woke up.
The end.
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