Driving Courtesy

Greetings!

I am pleased to announce that in the interests of greater efficiency and courtesy on the road, a raft of new signals and indications to your fellow road users has now come into play. These are as follows...

1. Driving without headlights in wet or murky conditions. This means 'after you' - I am happy to give way to you under any and all circumstances.

2. Driving with fog lights on when there is no fog whatsoever. This means 'after you' - I am happy to give way to you under any and all circumstances.

3. Driving without fog lights on when foggy. This means 'after you' - I am happy to give way to you under any and all circumstances.

4. Driving on only side lights or no lights at all in foggy conditions. This means 'after you' - I am happy to give way to you under any and all circumstances.

5. Not signalling at a roundabout or mini roundabout. This means 'after you' - I am happy to give way to you under any and all circumstances.

So there you have it. The roads will now be a better place.